only you would photoshop your dick
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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