He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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