i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
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