I bet he comes in French.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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