Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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