did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
So here I am, sexting at work.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Randomize