he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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