I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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