how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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