I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
