Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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