omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
You need a sexual gate keeper
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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