hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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