Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Did we literally take a cab across the street
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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