its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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