Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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