Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
she peed on how many people?
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Randomize
