He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
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