I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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