oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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