I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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