Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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