there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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