so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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