: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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