He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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