i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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