party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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