when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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