I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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