Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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