I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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