Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
we're so committed to being not committed
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