woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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