So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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