have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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