haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
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