While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
This is my gift to your gina
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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