I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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