I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
MIDGETS
????
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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