This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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