Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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