Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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