hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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