we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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