The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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