she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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