Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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