We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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