1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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