what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize