His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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