i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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