Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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