grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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