so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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